Valentine's quotes

Funny and Humorous Quotes for Valentine's Day

• "Nobody will ever win the battle of the sexes. There's too much fraternizing with the enemy." - Henry Kissinger
• "Love is being stupid together." - Paul Valery
• "Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch." - Cathy Carlyle
• "Lord! I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing." - Jonathon Swift
• "Love is a game that two can play and both win." - Eva Gabor
• "Love puts the fun in together, the sad in apart, and the joy in a heart." - Author Unknown
• "Falling in love is so hard on the knees." - Aerosmith
• "Give me a thousand kisses, then a hundred, then a thousand more." - Catullus
• "Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly." - Rose Franken
• "Men have died from time to time, and worms have eaten them, - but not for love." - William Shakespeare
• "I love you like crazy, baby 'Cuz I'd go crazy without you." - Pixie Foudre
• "I don't understand why Cupid was chosen to represent Valentine's Day. When I think about romance, the last thing on my mind is a short, chubby toddler coming at me with a weapon." - Author Unknown
• "Like I've always said, love wouldn't be blind if the braille weren't so damned much fun." - Armistead Maupin, Maybe the Moon
• "What the world really needs is more love and less paper work." - Pearl Bailey
• "True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked." - Erich Segal
• "Love - a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker." - Author Unknown
• "Valentine's Day is when a lot of married men are reminded what a poor shot Cupid really is." - Author Unknown
• "Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely." - M*A*S*H, Hawkeye
• "Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket or a holding pattern over Philadelphia." - Judith Viorst, Redbook, 1975
• "If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?" - Author Unknown